The Italians part 2 — Who do they think they are?

by Mario 10-May 2010

Genius is the first operative word. Most Italians I’ve known view themselves as a highly creative lot with a nothing-is-impossible attitude. Their creativeness and adaptability is well documented in Arturo Barone’s book: Italians First — An A to Z of Everything First Achieved by Italians. The author, with whom I’ve had interesting conversations, is quick to note that he purposefully limited his research to achievements made in the last 1000 years. "If one were to document everything the Italians were responsible for since the dawn of time there would hardly be anything left for the rest of the world to claim." Tuscany alone gave law to the English, science to the Germans, taught the French how to eat — almost, and then went on to electrify the world with its art, literature and architecture. Arturo’s book is filled with startling breakthroughs by Italians in science, medicine, mathematics, economics and more. Italians do not view their excellence as limited to food, cars, fashion, art and song, and with good reason. 

Carpe diem — No one group appears as ready to seize the day with as much gusto as the Italians. Their madcap driving habits and mercurial cars exist for the sole purpose of reaching a destination quick enough to get back to the enjoyment of life. "They found a country [Italy] which is still to us, as to them, an earthly paradise; where, amid superb cathedrals and palaces and beautiful walled cities, dwelt a race that numbered life itself amongst the grand arts. The love of beauty for its own sake.” St. John Lucas  

Bella Figura — The art of looking superb is in the genes even when wearing jeans. To fully enjoy life you must not only look the part, you must possess the knowledge to be able to do so. Regardless if one is a judge or a janitor it is critical to possess proper manners, elegance, know the right people, thoroughly understand politics, sports and be a consummate connoisseur of food, wine, art and fashion. Making a brutta figura (cutting a bad figure) is akin to committing social suicide. When Italian males are first introduced they look at each other’s watch, shoes and make of car. Those three items will usually determine on which rung of Italy’s social ladder they belong. Italians can also spot each other amidst a sea of foreigners as tourists typically lack either the elegance or panache that sets Italians apart. "Everything you see I owe to spaghetti." Sophia Loren 

High DramaNessun problema and un attimo (no problem & just a moment) are common mantras. Since Italians reluctantly work in order to live — and not the other way around as in some other cultures (hint, hint)— Italians enjoy fun things first, followed by long winded meetings to posture, pontificate and preen. Work should be left to the last possible moment just before embarking on the next holiday. This modus operandi insures continuous opportunities to appear frantic. The more frenzy and drama can be carved out the more important one seems to be. When pinned down, cutting a bella figura rarely applies to work and thus a simple, evasive: no problem or it only takes a moment — never knowing when or if that moment will come — suffices to push off most deadlines for yet another day. "A man who has not been to italy is always conscious of his inferiority." Dr. Johnson 

Passion — Whether it’s about cars, the opposite sex, food, sports or something as seemingly insignificant as a simple wave of a hand, everything an Italian does must be done with passion. “When I was young, I kissed my first woman, and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I have never had time for tobacco since.” Arturo Toscanini

Stay tuned for part 3 The Italians — Who are they, really?
Hint: “It’s not impossible to govern Italians. It is merely useless.” Benito Mussolini

Comments

5/12/2010 11:21:24 PM #

Obviously you are having fun and your posts are entertaining. I'm not quite sure if you are praising the Italians or making fun of them.
J.B.

kalamazoo

5/13/2010 10:17:43 AM #

J.B.
Hopefully a little of both. A trait I love most about Italians is that deep down they never take themselves too seriously.
Mario

Mario

7/5/2010 6:02:00 PM #

Very interesting! Italian culture is something that I would love to know more about!

eric Spokane

7/20/2010 7:14:08 AM #

I really like the Italian people, they are very romantic. I want to learn more about the Italian culture. Looking forward to more posts.

vanilla bean

10/12/2010 7:33:45 PM #

I just wanted to say thanks for this entertaining thread about the Italians!

Alexa B.

12/4/2010 2:04:49 AM #

Very interesting! Italy is a fascinating place and it appears Italians are no less so!

maxine

2/9/2011 10:39:16 PM #

Id visit just for the food, everything else is a plus.

san antonio

2/17/2011 9:44:43 AM #

Italy is a beautiful country with fascinating people.

Whitby

3/4/2011 2:03:48 AM #

Italy is the most beautiful country I've ever been to and much of it is due to the endearing charm of the Italians.

Nice post

Jessie

3/23/2011 4:36:36 PM #

I remember my first trip to Italy. It was rugby tour. The place we stayed was cheap and the food was horrendous. So every night we popped out for a real pizza. Best tour I've been on, pizza every night.

James

3/28/2011 2:14:40 PM #

I love Italy, i went on cooking course there, im no professional but love it, i learnt so much from my trip there.
Fantastic country
Danny

Danny

4/10/2011 3:35:18 PM #

Italians do a lot of things well, food, arts, literature.  One thing I have never accused them of though is working too hard.  Smile  The couple Italian friends I have are NEVER on time either.  It is like it is simply optional to be somewhere when you say you will be.

robert

5/20/2011 10:48:22 AM #

Oh, come on, they do know something - something about wine, real pizza, opera and soccer. Italy is great

Taras

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